What Does My Morning Beverage Say About Me?

So you fancy yourself a coffee drinker do you? What coffee personality are you? Maybe this article might not be your cup of tea.

This is an article dedicated to the moring beverages we consume every day and what it has to say about you as a person. To an extent, one can ‘judge a coffee drinker by his cover’. Are you a serious type or more laidback and easy-going? Take a look at the listed coffee and morning beverages below and leave a comment below if we got your personality right.

Below is a list of beverages that describe your personality. Don’t take this too seriously, it’s just for fun!

The Espresso


The Espresso: Passionate, no-nonsense, to-the-point personality. No fussing about and straight to work. No messing around. You like things to be in order. Logistician – Logisticians are the most likely personality type to avoid risky or unpredictable situations.

The Flat white

The Flat white: You like a challenge. You question everything you hear and look for a structured routine in life. A champion. A champion loves being challenged because that’s the way you get to prove you’re still the champion.

The Cappuccino

The Cappuccino: Just your average Joe, you like the simple things in life and you are a mild, easy-going person. The plain Janes in life, no issues to go with the flow. You like things to be simple and dislike conflict.

The Hot Chocolate

The Hot Chocolate: Sweet, social, happy person. Bear hugs and ear to ear smiles are a common trait of this personality type. The centre of attention and the heart of the party. This personality type will be first to get you to smile if you are having a bad day. Sweet, loving and caring.

The Latte

The Latte: Hoity-toity, ‘La De Dah’ type of person. The local socialite who is always striving to acquire the best. Social status is a must for you, and you would never be caught dead in public without makeup on. Your pinkie doesn’t touch the glass when sipping on your latte.

The White-hot chocolate

The White-hot chocolate: … We all have that one black friend.

The Cortado

The Cortado: Outgoing, confident, and charismatic… but business comes first. These personality types have a “take no prisoners” type of outlook on life. Hearty and straight to the point will have a golf appointment reserved for Thursday afternoons. They will put aside their differences to help those in need. Family means everything to these coffee drinkers.

The Cappuccino Grande

The Cappuccino Grande: “Bigger is always better” type of person. Uninhibited and unreserved, yet approachable. This person always caters for more then himself/herself often accomodating up 6 extra people at a social gathering. The ‘give you the shirt off your back’ type of person. This person will be the first to greet you with a big smile.

Rooibos Tea

The Rooibos Tea: You just had to be “that” person. The orderly, self-aware and introspective character. Strict and rule-bound. Stick to the book method is common among these personalities. They rarely step out of their comfort zone and like things to be in order. These people are fond of research and have a vast general knowledge.

The Five Roses

The Five Roses: The independent, strong woman that can do it all. She means business and gets the job done. She is loving and caring with a hard outer shell but inside is generous and warm. There is more than meets the eye with this person. Colourful and a hopeless romantic. Loves a good scone along with her tea.

Red Cappuccino

Red Cappuccino: Elegant is the best word to describe our Red Cappuccino personalities. People are drawn to your unwavering style and refined demeanour. They are fond of memories and love to take plenty of pictures to always savour every moment. They often enjoy the finer things in life that money can’t buy, like watching the stars at night or a beautiful sunrise.

Chai Latte

Chai Latte: Spicy, quick-witted and funny. The understated class clown who knows what they want. There’s an answer to everything. Growing up, their biggest punishment was for backchatting. These people always know what to say to break the tension and keep the mood neutral. They add flavour and a lot of humour to our lives.

The Americano

The Americano: Logical, practical and a thinker. Goal orientated with a streak of dry humour that, like their coffee, is not to everyone’s taste. One is never enough with this person and will always go back for more. Steely-eyed dealer of death and a tough cookie to crack. Stubborn and dependable with a strong personality that attracts people.

Green Tea

Green Tea: The local health freak! This person is always counting the calories and has the best tips on weight loss. They can be commonly found at your local gym, this is their hideout spot. “If the bars not bending, you’re just pretending” – is their motto in life. They have a positive attitude in life and look for the best in people.

Earl Grey

Earl Grey: For the older ladies and gentlemen out there. Wisdom and knowledge are their main attributes. They are always ready to help you and share their experiences with you to help you grow as a person. You can talk to these people for hours on end, and feel refreshed.

The Matcha Latte

The Matcha Latte: Quirky and Odd at times. The ‘Think Green’ Type of person. These people have a different outlook to most in life. Yoga has to be one of their main hobbies. They are health concerned and want to do more for the environment. They will not hesitate to go out of their way to protect a minority. A warm and caring type of person.

Does Morning beverage best describe your personality? Did you find this article interesting? Leave us your thoughts below

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8 Responses

  1. Hilda says:

    Wheres the filter coffee option?
    kind regards
    Hilda mcSterling

  2. Yentl Jansen van Vuuren says:

    Such a fun article to read! Love it 🙂

  3. Dave Leaper says:

    Very interesting, I blend my own tea, and have come up with a blend that suits my health requirements. Although when I’m in the mood for coffee ,I enjoy a filtered coffee made in my coffee machine.

  4. Laura Hernandez says:

    I loved all the descriptions 😊

  5. Palesa says:

    My personality fits a Five Roses tea but I wouldn’t have been surprised if i were an Americana.

  6. Appreciate the recommendation. Will try
    it out.

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